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Name: monica
Country: Slovakia
State: cahlifoahnia
Birthday: 1/25/1989
Gender: Female
Interests: rigth now..hmm...avoiding popup porn ads, attempting to kidnap and murder the all american rejects, dying trying to ollie onto a rail, passing out after altoid eating competitions, and rocking out to the sweet summer days that are SO FRIGGIN CLOSE!!
Expertise: hmm...well...i have a queer knack of going up to strangers and starting conversations whihc results in a) them running away in total panic b) laughing their heads off or c)imploding from boredom (this one isnt very pleasant..they get all over you) ...((:P))
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Art
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  kiwiibear
Member Since:
11/24/2003
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| 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, OR ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELPED TO DEFINE YOU AS A PERSON?
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
But I have not yet gone to college. | | |
| YAY!
WATERPOLO wooot!! so fun. and tiring. and bufftific.weve had a few game,s but i hope some ppl will come watch us cuz we're WAY cool
homecoming...SO COOL!! i even got a corsage! it was gorgeous! thankyou mike!!!
i am such a happy camper,..its been an AMAZING weekend | | |
| gah..i dont have internet in my room anymore..so its a pain in the arse to update this....but whats new? YOUR FACE! AAAAAAAAAHAHA! (emma....your mom went went to college!!)
hm..so waterpolos fun, school isnt so much, except breaktime, laura i fucking love you. same with abir. you both need ..to get..something? to show my love. to you.
love yooou
 <$%&*@#$%^&$!!!
(hahah! what a pms-y smiley face!)
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| so for the sake of not forgetting EVERYTHING me and dalia worked for tonight at the stanford game, (we creamed san jose..BIG surprise...). so, just play along.
cute guys::
1. sater
2. WHY HELLLLLOO TRENT EDWARDS!
3. o'niel
4. chris sater impersonator
5. watch boy..but this guys iffy..not that cute..only at a certain angle..
lets see, and then there was our UH UH UUUUUH FIRST DOWN! thing,..
OOOH!! YAY! ITS THE SONG!!! bowling for soup: 1985!!..there was u2 and blondie..and music still on mtv! her two in highschool tell her that shes uncool, but shes still preoccupied with 19..19..1985!
and then there was that guy..that was super sweet to his girlfriend..but it got to be sortof bitter when he started scratching her..hum..yeah
OH! i almsot forgot backwards sunglass man. what a hyper guy. and i'm so jealous of all the beer drinking campers in their cars. their CARS! CAAAARS!! i am just waiting for the day that we all have cars. and we can actually do shit!!
and cars are just so practical. you can do anythign in them
hmmmm... | | |
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